Ah angel hair, with a little garlic and olive oil, so perfect.

Every time I’ve read “angel hair” I’ve thought “pasta”.

In tribute to Ms. Linton, I am also announcing my new memoir, recounting the time I sailed up the Congo River to search for a mysterious ivory trader named Kurtz.

That’s some really deep and well-thought out policy right there. I had no idea he was a policy wonk.

That is a detailed and nuanced position. I love that the first “issue” on his page is a defense of Trump University.

Of course he can’t be anti-Semitic. I mean, just look at his official policy position on Israel:

COTD! Hell - Comment Of The Year!

That face, those glasses, that hair... who would’ve thunk this guy was a sex offender?

COMMENT OF THE FUCKING DAY!!!!

Yes. Yes it is.

Well that took a dark turn.

“Hi. I work at the BBC and my job is to vet our top presenters to make sure they don’t embarrass the station” said no one ever?

“If you get your willy out, it’s the funniest thing in the world. Everybody laughs” ....Your Mileage May Vary...

Sorry but that joke came up short.

Those who saw Evans expose himself said that it was no big deal.