Think of the tasty meal you could have made while you were at it!

Glad you were safe though, scary stuff.

It looks really fast with the flames coming out, though.

Yeah except I went to one of these concerts and waved my hands like I didn’t care.

Christ, just have the cops swipe the inventory and tell the kids to run along.

God, you are so fucking tedious.

MORE STARS!

Wowwwwwwwww, it’s almost as if pot legalization was a libertarian red herring that didn’t have any actual effect on disproportionate arrests of people of color, who could have guessssssssed

Well weed might be legal, but being brown/black still isn’t.

Yes, we can apply it to a lot of things. “Everyone is a responsible banana eater until suddenly they aren’t.”

Everyone is a responsible gun owner until, you know, suddenly they aren’t.

This is the thing: the NRA members, the gun rights activists, never seem to understand that they’re only a good guy with a gun until they’re a bad guy with a gun. YES, YES, WE WANT TO TAKE YOUR GUNS AWAY, BECAUSE YOU MIGHT USE THEM TO KILL PEOPLE, YOUNG CHILDREN, MEMBERS OF YOUR FAMILY, LAW ENFORCEMENT, WHOEVER.

No.

She is a tall, statuesque woman who can probably pull off all kinds of things someone more petite can't. And with that amazing skin tone and her crazy funny personality? You'd think designers would be jumping to offer up something out-of-the-box for her.

Leslie Jones is the only reason I want to watch this movie. I’m still laughing over her and Petet Dinklage’s Naked and Afraid SNL segment.

Oh I CANNOT WAIT to see how incredible she will look on that red carpet!

Christian will make her look even more flawless than she already looks, because she always looks beautiful and chic in her outfits.

Says the guy who is selling products made in China.

What else would you expect from a man who raped his own wife, and has proudly trumpeted the endorsement from convicted rapist Mike Tyson? Drumpf is a walking, talking, misogynistic, cheet0-dust-covered diaper full of diarrhea.