I’d pay 35 large for something with a scoop on the roof, but it would have to be a different car.

That policy is bullshit.

Ford Crown Vic?

His hobbies include picking open sores and he enjoys sidewalk gum.

My father traded in a 1967 GTO to get this car.

With a dash of Tim Conway.

The body is now only an empty shell, treat it as such.

Ted Nugent concerts?

Did they play the song Rock this Town?

I’d go with an Ion Cannon.

That will buff out.

Cool guys don’t look back at their cars.

“I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.”