not this Jew.

Yes, as a Jew I would have trouble voting for that.

*blows smoke*

they all lived together on Avenue A.

SLLLLLLLLLLLIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDERS

smoke signals mostly.

extremely cheesy?????????? Now wait a min-

I never watch Family Guy anymore but I still enjoy their extremely obscure TV references.

Hey guys, we talkin about Remington Steele?

It is true, everyone has handled their ass pennies.

Now I look like I'm slowly melting!

I send this to my friend who plays the bass at least every couple months:

Drunk Dad Advice is one of my favorites.

I had totally forgotten this until just now and I can't stop laughing.

Get him Jesus!

yeah but Jimmy Fallon sucks donkey dick. So. Yeah.

not sure how you come to that conclusion about To Kill a Mockingbird.

*loud, long, wet, fart noise*

Less death orgies though.

that got the biggest laugh out of me for some reason. She paused to clean up and then….fuck it.