CHARLESTON CHEW

cookies are like far out man.

or Batman!

*someone turns the lights off on pete eating cake*

I like that there is a church in Ethiopia that claims to have it, but sorry, you can't see it. You just have to trust them.

What about the spear of destiny?

Yeah, letting the church raise an army, this is cool and smart.

hahaha, smarter Cersei. I'm dying over here.

He isn't awesome, but he is insane. Dude wears full armor on a boat in the middle of the ocean. Can't think of anyone better to get a *SPOILER* super powered devil hand or whatever.

The Seven Gods help those who help themselves!

I can just reason with the dragon!

Cersei herp derping is the best herp derping.

they were mean and then I saw a bird!

So I can drop my kid off with these researchers for an hour so I can get some fucking peace and quiet?

eh just talk about it here. I don't see why not.

HE HAD CHEWING GUM ON HIS PUBIS!

You should read it, it is really great.

This looks good. I was worried about the man with the thistle down hair, but I think this version is pretty good. Maybe a bit more subdued than I remember.

moral equivalency is a hell of a drug.

*loud long fart noise*