damn it.

THAT MAKES EVEN LESS SENSE.

I saw some article praising it and then read the plot synopsis. I'm sure it is well written but: hard pass.

Just read it straight through the first time.

My thoughts:

Hey Franzen, if you have google alerts for yourself (although you hate technology so probably not): Freedom sucked.

Sirens of Titan and Mother Night. Both excellent.

Yes! I love that book and I demand an HBO miniseries.

I enjoyed Bring up the Bodies more than Wolf Hall and I liked Wolf Hall.

People seem to react violently when you point out how much of a raging Anti-Semite Henry Ford was. Sorry folks, he was a piece of shit.

THE BUCKET OF TRUTH

Oh.

The ending was awesome though.

The Fuck You Doing Perd Hapley

they spelled his name wrong on the tombstone.

I always just think of that guy standing by the lot waiting for them to build a Paunch Burger.

Yes. Nick Offerman's and Amy Poehler's reactions. Hilarious.

Now I just want to watch Palestinian Chicken again.

Yes and no.

Wait The Flash has Gorilla Grodd? WHY AM I NOT WATCHING?