The Blacklist: Our FBI agents are the most incompetent people in the world!

When I eat, it is the food that is scared.

The blowjob bit was hilarious if just for him being self conscious about the amount of pubes he had when he was in the 8th grade.

sent from an old rotary telephone

I WAS just going to send him an email with food metaphors and pictures of Juan Pierre.

I'm going to miss this show so much.

I like when Ben is making fun of Facebook and takes a jab at Bloomington for no reason.

Can someone who is depressed make this?

and tips everyone, with euros.

MORE SNORK JUICE

SHOW SOME DAMN RESPECT

My wife was an editor on that book!

Tammy beating up Tom is never not funny.

It is now in my mind.

I just want to repeat my favorite Foam Corner joke again:

Anne Perkins!

I was always very partial to "I Got a Perm for Our Camping Trip". Mostly because it is insane but yet very catchy.

"I'm not following you."

You leave Yaz alone dammit.

To their children? I assume they just paid lip service to Christmas and the such but never mentioned it beyond that. Like most Americans.