they're good dogs, Ack_Ack

So, you want to put him in a vacuum chamber till his organs swell up and explode? Sounds good to me.

I…like Dominos pizza. The crust actually tastes good and the sauce is very flavorful. It's definitely a far cry from what it used to be.

Uber, but for getting into the matrix

Hollywood is basically corporate liberalism. They'll be like, oh we need more women in leading roles, women empowerment blah blah blah and then cast Emma Stone as an Asian person.

Reminds me of when I watched Her, which was set in a futuristic LA and boy it was whitewashed as hell. That was my only gripe.

*Paul Blart riding on his segway around the mall w/saxophone music playing*

I guess it was more interesting that he did cause House completely lost his shit and it helped set up his rehab stint next season

King of Queens, the extremely good show that gave us Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Gah, you got me!

this just reminded me of how weird Kal Penn's exit from House was

Moonlight was better and deserved best picture, but this movie was my personal favorite of awards season. Don't think I've ever seen a more convincing depiction of death and tragedy. I feel mixed about Casey Affleck getting roles like this after reading up on his history, but he's a terrific actor. Michelle…

I just hope Travis Dickle has better taste in date night movies.

They used to have like guaranteed hourly rates on weekend nights here in LA, but scrapped it. Guess it sounded too ethical.

I drive for Uber and I'm glad the company/Kalanick are getting so much shit from the public these days, to be honest. They are Walmart on wheels. Would be cool if I wasn't dependent on them for income because that company is run by ghouls.

That's the bad thing about Trump. Everyone is getting all chummy with these conservatives that show the vaguest amount of criticism because the POTUS obviously is an idiot that doesn't know how to deal with the media. They are horrible people that have done horrible things and agree with like 90% of his other shitty…

The citizens of New Orleans probably don't find him preferable

Nah. Trump is horrible, but he isn't close to 8 years of all the horrible things that happened under Bush's watch. Bush gets away with it relatively because he's now a polite old man that just paints portraits. Probably the worst president in modern US history.

Moonlight really was the best movie of the year though

Oh La La Land