Halo Top is fucking garbage. It’s got an awful, chalky texture, and it’s full of sugar alcohols, which DESTROY my gut. I’d rather have a bite of real ice cream or nothing at all.

My friend and I spell it “wipipo” and I use it everyday because the white nonsense is relentless.

yes but the gist of it is that privilege outweighs intelligence

Surprise! When the foundation of your beliefs is based on lies and blind belief, its pretty normal for fucking psychopaths to slip past from time to time.

Who the hell even prints emails??

When I was in 6th grade I had just discovered WordArt and my teacher could pry it from my cold, dead hands. If the title is not ‘3D’ and in rainbow colours, IS IT EVEN A TITLE?

I spend 9 out of 10 months of the school year trying to break my 6th grade students’ penchant for fonts. It drives me bonkers. I constantly tell them that their creativity shines through in their actual writing, not their font choice. They act like I’m taking away the 1st Amendment. They also insist on writing titles…

Comic Sans isn’t a typeface. It’s a war crime.

This is NOT OKAY.

Also, I do not appreciate someone’s email signature imploring me to “Consider the environment before printing this email!” with a gif of a tree. THANKS FOR DOING YOUR PART, DIANE

One sure sign this is correct: every single person (read: psycho) that has an inspirational quote in their email signature uses some odd ass font for the quote. Exponential crazy.

Worth the read

Nobody is above the law, Kara.

I have short, thick legs that exercise and lipo haven’t cured. If anything, working out has only made my calves bigger. I’m all about this song. Leg acceptance is hard when all you see are thin, long legs in the media.

I love discussing history’s worst smells. Although this stank fest sounds dreadful, at least people were allowed to leave. I think Newgate prison and steerage in a ship still hold their places in my “oops I accidentally time-travelled and am odour sensitive” nightmares.

I think I’d enjoy it more if SCOTUS refused to even grant cert (after all, no dispute among the circuits) than if it issued a crushing opinion affirming the 4th circuit.

“When you are a pioneer, like I am, it’s not easy,’ she said. ‘I’m the only white person who owns and lives on this street.’”

This one feels appropriate!

It doesn’t get much better than that gif so I’m going with this

okay i have to read this, because selin sounds like me