The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

Pet Semetary and It were my first two King books when I was 12. Both scared me equally.

It’s real simple.

Let us all rejoice, but do not forget this bill failed, in large part, because IT WASN’T CRUEL ENOUGH to suit the needs of the far-right Freedumb Caucus nutjobs.

Look. Here’s the thing about Dolezal: she set up several hoaxes of hate crime scenes and made up multiple death threats, filed multiple false police reports. That’s what’s unforgivable. And that’s what brought down the lunatic’s house of cards. If she had quit making up all that $h!t and drawn all that media attention…

Thank you. Bring back lime.

Watching this video gives me the exact same feeling as watching my four-year-old do anything that requires basic fine motor skills.

My childhood was constrictive with strict parents that never let me go anywhere, forced me to do things I didn’t want to do, and shamed me constantly for not measuring up to other kids and their accomplishments. Adulthood wins by a MILE. Bonus: you’re not fucking broke all the time.

Quick poll: Growing up in the age of Trump (with Betsey Devos as the person who decides your educational options) or being an adult in the age of Trump?

Kurt only burns crosses on people’s lawns to honor his father’s struggles against psoriasis.

If yer daddy was a member of a Nazi-affiliated group and yer affiliated with an antisemitic political party and ya wear that Nazi group’s medal on television and sign yer name in tribute to a Nazi group and that Nazi group sez yer a member and when yer asked whether yer a member of a Nazi group ya just say “No…

“Gorka said that while he wore medals associated with Vitézi Rend, he did so to honor his father’s “struggle against totalitarianism” and not as evidence of membership with the anti-Semitic group.”

Maybe it isn’t meant to embody female empowerment at all.

I’m still kind of mad that ‘female empowerment’ is embodied by a girl, rather than a grown-ass woman. But I guess girls are non-threatening enough to not crush the testicles of these manbabies....

It’s simulated pedophilia. The entire reason he’s doing this is because the statue is of a female child.

Life imitates art.

Yeah, I actually liked the statue, but I liked it as a metaphor for standing up to America’s worship of “up” markets - a visual emphasizing that increasing stock prices shouldn’t trample actual the economic needs of people globally.

K so none of my male friends have children yet but we rented a cottage last summer that had a wood stove. I was being Cottage Mom and unpacking groceries while 6 grown men tried and failed to split this one piece of timber for like 10 straight mins. (They chose one with a knot in it...inexperience showing.) At this…

They’re only chopping wood because the coal mine closed. :-(

It’s an expression of their economic anxiety.