Massaging my temples while I quietly whisper to myself, “Anger is a tool, not a default. Anger is a tool, not a default.”

It would be a bold move, but I would love it if for that episode they had continuity between each skit and just made the entire show like a super dysfunctional West Wing.

I’m going to need her to be like Alec Baldwin and just come back to do that whenever possible. It’s uncanny. She does a better Sean Spicer than Sean Spicer.

I wonder how many Blue Lives Matter people will support this woman. I’m going to take a stab and say zip.

I work within a 5 minute walk from the Oklahoma City Bombing memorial.

I encourage everyone to read up on Timothy McVeigh’s political ideology.

He was a white nationalist, isolationist, 2nd amendment enthusiast, distrustful of big government. He and Michael Fortier drew up the diagrams of how they would blow up the OKC…

Moving to...

A friend of mine posted this sign from last weekend’s rally in Boston and I LOVE IT.

Tough shit. I’m tired of being Captain Save-a-Ho to the rest of the knuckle-dragging mouth-breathing country. It’s not MY job to drag you kicking and screaming into the 20th century.

If everyone leaves, he’s not president of anything anymore. I say all 50 states disband and reform as the United States of Not Trump.

Suddenly all those 2nd amendment nuts are making some good points.

Stringer also talked about the economic impact of immigrants in the city: how many are business owners, how many work in the financial sector, etc... He made a point that we are not just doing this because it’s the right thing to do, but it’s also to our economic benefit to welcome and defend immigrants. I love it…

Loving all the people coming together against Trump. He’s actually unifying Americans ... against him.

Jew, reporting in! Guess who has two thumbs, a futon, and endless empathy for a refugee narrative? *this mensch*

Remember “BUT BERNIE!” “HILLARY DISHONEST!” “HER EMAILS!!!!” “TEACH DNC LESSON!”?

I feel like it’s already burning. We’re all laughing about how vain and childish Trump is to be claiming that “millions” of “illegals” voting is why he lost the popular vote, but that lie, spun to shield his fragile ego, will no doubt also be deployed as a GOP justification for further restricting voter laws, and…

Jenna: “Once Trump got elected, I was like, I’m going to be here—and comments I got from other people in my life that voted for him, like ‘I don’t understand why you’re even going, it’s not like you can change the presidency.’ And I was like, okay, thank you, because now I know for sure that I’m going.”

OMG you missed the cutest woke man there.

One of the Reverends read a passage that must have used the word “hope” six times while looking directly at him. I sincerely died.

Can’t bring you out of the grays, but can say

I know it’s not related but for the love of god (ha) someone pull me out of the grays and someone else turn it on. I’m watching Trump at the National Prayer Service and it’s fucking delicious. They’re shading the shit out of him and the ones who aren’t doing it in English are speaking different languages and he’s…