“Sent from somewhere over the rainbow”

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

Literally, let’s put a end cap on this fucking year. Someone please blow this fucking useless rock into the sun.

“I’m also taking this action for the benefit of all parents and families, who may be facing the same violation of their rights—”

“It is not enough for you to be out of my house. I insist you also be miserable.”

No need to choose because we’ve got them both!

I stopped being biracial as soon as Trump won. Whew!

also, if you have time, don’t be a woman or gay or, god forbid, both.

A whole hell of a lot of women violently hate other women. And they don’t care when other women are sexually assaulted,if they don’t actively route for it, because they know sexual assault only happens to bad women who deserve it, so they’re safe AND dirty whores get what’s coming to them. It’s a win-win.

This is essentially like pulling out when she is 37 weeks pregnant. It’s a tad too late.

I like candidates who weren’t rushed offstage, okay?

Listen, I’m going to take this as a sign that a long-cursed entity can defeat a racist mascot — and that it can happen twice in one week. Go Hubbies!

Not that being dead ever stopped Chicago residents from participating in the electoral process.

On the bright side, they missed out on this election too

This is a really touching and beautiful family image. I’m sure you know this already, but that rain delay that helped the Cubs out was actually just your grandfather jacking off from heaven; all over all of us.

My grandfather died without ever having seen the cubs win the world series. So, my Dad, ever the crazy asshole he is, brought a radio out on the porch so gramps could listen in from heaven. We all thought he was going out there to jack off, but nope he was going out there to be with his Dad, which I thought was sweet.…

When Bill Murray offers you a swig of championship champagne in the Cubs locker room after they win the World Series, you say “YES”

My grandfather was a life long Braves fan. He also grew up during The Depression, fought in WWII, and had a hard scrabble life. He lived long enough to see the Braves win a World Series. After their first win he told me in whispered tones, “Don’t take this for granted. Anyone can win if they have the right players,…

Best Kinja in 108 years.

Some perspective on how historic this is: