Pussygate? Pussyghazi? Pussywater?

BRB. Getting “The Year of Go Fuck Yourself” embroidered on all of my pillows.

Jimmy’s a fawning buffoon. Even if he wanted to go after Trump, he’d have ended up giggling because of how uncomfortable the moment would be for him and ruin it.

More like hurriCAN

I got a minute and seven seconds in and that’s all I could handle. Thanks. Now I’ma hafta subscribe to Donald Trump’s emails to re-freeze my heart.

Kind of like rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic.

I was really afraid it would get destroyed, so this is great. Trump will probably take a shit in it, though, and turn it into a helipad once he becomes president.

Lisa Ling needs to do a segment where she heads on out to O’Reilly’s house and asks him questions about those saucy Irish tempers. I mean, it’s all in good fun and I’d love to know if it’s an “Irish” thing to cheat on your wife and then try to get her excommunicated when she divorces you.

I can’t even believe people think she’s lying. Why the fuck would any body lie about this? Why the fuck would Kanye leave in the middle of his concert if shit didn’t go down? People’s hatred for this family is absurd. She’s not my favorite person in the world but no one deserves this and she legit could have been…

Rant: I never thought I would say this considering its Kim K, but I don’t think this was faked for “attention whoring”. Say what you will about her but my gut tells me this isn’t the kind of shit she’d lie about fur attention. Robberies DO happen, and when you consider someone of her wealth this is a reality that has…

Lol, yes, Lochte truly is George Costanza.

Elaine Benes: Oh trust me. He’s a bad seed. He’s a horrible seed. He’s one of the worst seeds I’ve ever seen.

SENDING THIS TO ALL MY FLAG-WAVING, TROOP-SUPPORTING, CONSERVATIVE FACEBOOK FRIENDS.

This is good to know, but I’m not quite sure why everyone’s so thrilled. It will do NOTHING to his voters. They won’t care. If they don’t care when he insults a disabled person, and veterans and their families, and he stiffs small business owners, they are not going to care — may even praise his accounting acumen —…

Let’s do a little story problem:

She probably thinks her dad is a piece of shit and favors her mother instead. You know, like a sane person would.

Tiffany,

Demographic changes, ie white people no longer being the majority, will allow use to change what is so entirely fucking broken in our justice system. They will allow us to push through more laws curtailing police powers. They will allow us to push through laws governing the recruiting process for cops. They will…

Cops are the only profession entitled to unquestioned union benefits. Any deviation, or question of their authority, could potentially jeopardize the most generous and accepted union benefits of any profession in the country. It’s sad, but true. Teachers should be paid more, and treated better than the police, but…

Particularly frustrating that so many well-meaning, progressive people seem to define racism purely in terms of attitudes and language rather than structural economic forces. You can’t solve this by yelling at people for using problematic language on Twitter. But that stuff sucks up such a huge portion of the…