And I'm getting Owen Wilson without the penis nose.

nope, it's definitely a diuretic. you'll poop everything and then some. I had a colonoscopy once, and I resorted to that once it was clear that the prescribed prep wasn't going to be good enough.

EXACTLY. This woman clearly doesn't know that corgis are wiggly, sassy dodgers who won't consent to be held like bouquets for the whole ceremony - for that you need Yorkie purse dogs. Just walk the corgis in on leashes.

^^^^^This. Thissy Thisszah Thizzzzzsss. THIS. ^^^^^

Yep, I could see Joe Sixpack reading all the happy outcomes of #CrimingWhileWhite, and simply saying to himself, in complacence, "that's how it should be!"

I think it will just evolve. For example, I think most people today would agree that lynching was bad, and the Civil Rights Act was good, and that compared to ALL THAT we're doing much better. Which makes them tune out the current grievances. The next generation after us will look back with shock on Ferguson et al.,…

Bright colors? Fine. Cosby sweaters? TOO DEPRESSING.

I have an aging Mac for work, and I run Windows XP on VMWare for certain programs I need. Would this take up fewer resources than VMWare? I literally cannot run anything else when I have VMWare going, and even running that is ridiculously slow.

This is exactly right. It's cliche, but timing and context and other outside factors are really important for a few shit drizzles to become a category 5 shitstorm.

Face-punching Czar!

I'm with you. And I'm as white as they get. At least, I thought I was.

Help! My neighbor's Wi-Fi network name is "BasicBae"!

When my dog got cancer, I decided to give him chemotherapy, but ONLY after the vet assured me that he would immediately feel better and not have vicious side effects like humans often get. Fortunately, she turned out to be right, and about two weeks after treatment started, I woke to find my dog staring me in the face…

AnonyKwhatsit won't get this. But nice try.

Wait until marriage to have sex. HORRIBLE IDEA. KNOW THYSELF.

Holla! Utah transplant here.

I dunno about brown people; I just think it's because the democratic West Coast is kind of a different planet than the libertarian Intermountain West.

That mom tho.

Agreed. Aside from the blatantly racist (and rage-inducing) application of this law and others like it so far, this law is poorly worded, poorly constructed, poorly conceived. It's a sign of a bad law that such an obvious contingency like domestic violence isn't addressed somewhere in it (or in regular self-defense…

This has made my day. I've been waiting for something like this. The last time I had a post-hoc capitalization feature was on a Palm Tungsten T3.