I was at church (Episcopal) on a Sunday morning, in the kitchen trying to light the pilots on the stove. I had the gas on too high, and WHOOOSH, they nearly caught my eyebrows when they lit. "FUCK," I said without thinking, leaping away. The 5 other ladies in the kitchen with me stopped and looked over, smirking. One…

I am sorry if this has been brought up already, but IF Trig's birth story was false (which I am far from believing), isn't it more likely that he is someone else's child entirely, rather than her grandchild?

Word.

She's welcome to it! There's nothing wrong with a crazy person believing she can be president someday.

Who needs Sharia law when we can have this guy?

She can interview them from inside one of those shark cages.

If Charlie Sheen does it, I'm against it. I'm unsubscribing from my Cocaine-of-the-Month Club as of today, and I might even give up talking.

I never knew he had tatts like that. He probably looks great in an evening dress.

High school poetry and Red Bull. (With apologies to poets of high school age on this website.)

Me three. I had a lot of catching up to do in my twenties and thirties.

And we are at more or less constant risk of doing it again, possibly to Muslim groups. The recent hearings on "Muslim extremism in America" are a step in that direction, but I think at this point enough people are seeing that for the hooey that it is.

No, I saw that too. Wasn't that phrase in the Houston article?

Another astute analysis of the original NYT article:

Aw yeah. When the going gets tough, the tough go corgi. As they damn well should. All corgis are superheroes in their own minds.

THANK YOU. A nuance not discussed enough in this story. Troubling that the Gang Bang is thought to be SO COMMON.

Oh yes, oh fucking yes.

You've just given me my first real reason to learn how to sew. Vigilante alterations FTW!

Yes ... author seems to love him some statistics, but yet he didn't think of this?

Mob Mentality.

I've been very confused about this topic in the last few months. In the last few months of 2010, I was engaged in serious negotiations with a gay friend to have a baby with him and his partner. We're all getting older. My friend is the one who instigated the idea. I would call him "baby hungry." His idea, but I had…