Already one year!! i still can’t believe Prince is dead :(

he is kind of super religious too (which fine, be religious but keep it to yourself please) and then the whole thing with the cat.

wow. is that a real ad? just wow. how did they not get called out for that?

so correct! first, it was “when will you have children?”

what is the point of having it connect to WiFi? even if this wasn’t a bag that i could squeeze myself, but a real juicer that you put fruit and vegetables in to squeeze, why does it need to be connected to WiFi?

i still don’t see what being Cuban has to do with him being comfortable using the N word or not. sorry.

how does that add context? why does it matter that he is Cuban? no professional person anywhere of any race, creed or color, should be using those terms in the work place (or anywhere for that matter).

a teeny tiny disclaimer at the end of a commercial which you cannot see unless you know to look for it. i find it infuriating. just show me what your mascara can do - without using fake lashes on the supermodel.

shipper short for Relationship.

fair enough :)

the failure of birth control is usually because it is not be used properly.

those illustrations and quotes from men were absolutely infuriating!! i know that in 2017 women still face many challenges, but at least it is slightly better than it was. and i am going to try to hang onto that one slightly positive thing for the rest of the day.

I heard Groot was going to make a cameo.

if you pay for it though. like an extra $40 to get an A pass in the first numbers.

and neither is it provable that he did exist. which was my point.

because of his tiny hands! of course!! ;)

where is doosh fucks wedding ring?

actually, there is a debate about whether he really existed or not and some people think he didn’t. and no, there are not lots of non-religious records that reflect his existence. Unlike Ghengis Khan - there are no records anywhere of jesus being a real person.

and palm sunday was the worst! the mass was sooooo long on palm sunday.

no smoke in the lungs. that means he wasn’t breathing while the house was on fire and therefore dead prior.