that’s terrifying. thanks.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! ugh

you are not missing much :)

why are you ruining my dreams of being birth control free for the first time in 30 years? why? whyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!???

i was just trying to play into the charlize “i am too pretty” shit from last week. i failed :)

they are arguing over who is more beautiful and which one of them gets less movie roles because of it.

there is no way, at the age of 48, Julia Roberts just got accidentally preggo. I looked that shit up to see if i need to re-do my IUD when it’s expired in 2017 (i will be 47 then) and the chances of getting pregnant at my age are literally nil. for which, i am thrilled.

proof that money does not buy taste or class.

cocaine - it’s a helluva drug.

kevin sorbo went full on right winging jesus lover. which is sad, i loved him as hercules.

ugh! that is exactly what feminism is supposed to be about - choice. your choice to marry and have kids, her choice not to.

and that i now have “hotter than brad” Justin Theroux ;)

oh Angie, once a cheater, always a cheater. you should know that - he cheated with you.

forgive my naivete but, is he implying that teddy humped his pillow every night?

this shouldn’t be surprising. Ms. Badu is morally ambivalent herself. She took money to do a concert for a dictator.

what the fuck did i just read and how is no one in jail for this???

so, what became of the dog?

i would never mean that. all i meant is, it is tacky to say out loud that you are too pretty and whine about it.

did she?

please stop. i never said that pretty people should not complain about poor treatment or harassment. i was saying that they shouldn’t complain about being too pretty. i am not shaming anyone. of course, anyone and everyone who is harassed should absolutely complain, regardless of beauty or lack thereof.