i just watched Saving Mr. Banks over the weekend and thought to myself - i am so glad no one has made a remake of mary poppins.

just make sure you stick around to film it for youtube (kidding) :)

didn’t guiliana rancic also take a whole bunch of fertility drugs to try to get pregnant? and aren’t they related to breast cancer? i thought that was what happened to Elizabeth Edwards.

i have a breast infection, as we speak. i have had to have my boob aspirated 3 times now. not pleasant at all. i think i got it from the mammogram machine (okay, maybe not, but i got the infection like 2 week after the mammogram and no one else can explain where it came from - nor do they seem concerned about where it…

does anyone remember the one where the designer put fake grass and fake flowers and a picket fence in a bedroom? i can’t remember the designer. It was so freaking hideous.

doesn’t he have daughters? what an asshole. imagine what his girls must think.

yes, good make up. but look at how smug she looks in that picture.

she actually claims that her Facebook was hacked? really? just own it Raven and move on.

thanks for the tip. I am going to try some of your combos.

you’re a better person then me...just thinking about it makes me sick.

my mom used to give me flat soda when i had an upset tummy.

all of that in one burger or are all of those the different things you add to the meat at different times. sounds kind of delicious.

but was it just cream cheese and jelly on the crust? or was it a regular pizza with cream cheese and jelly added? big difference.

make bazillions of dollars and you too can have that hair - no vampirism needed.

i’m concerned about yeezy’s tank thong girl...she looks too too skinny.

just let peeple (ha) opt out!

the plainness of the cod is a perfect vessel for all of the vinegar and ketchup.

and, i am pretty sure they have white velveeta these days. i saw it in the giant eagle.

how can a 20 year old be the biological daughter of charles manson?

you didn’t read it. if you did, you wouldn’t say that.