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except in story # 2, the waitress basically pulls a "do you know who i am"

i was right there with Samantha until the "do you know who my daddy is". why did you have to do that? seems like you were handling it just fine without that. you should have gone home and told your dad, not the other way around.

just what the world needs. another awards show for rich, famous and beautiful people to self congratulate themselves. no thanks.

this is just gross. he beats up women, Amber Rose! dude should not be getting any play from any female anywhere.

how are all of these people cursing on terrestrial radio? is it being bleeped?

How about Olympus Has Fallen instead?

what does a truffle taste like?

aha! thanks. shouldn't that be changed to mute, then? sounds a little nicer.

why is it called Denver Dumb Friends League? what is with the dumb? most of the animals i know are smarter than humans.

well, here's hoping that the 12-15 black men that come in to see the Redskins games read this article...

i am still surprised when women - so called, liberal progressive women - display sexism. i guess i shouldn't be :(

what a bunch of sexist bullshit. from a fellow chick, too. ridiculous.

a netflix subscription?

what a bitch the mom in your second story is! why didn't she just give the ex the dog? instead she agrees to drop it off at an animal shelter to be killed? bitch bitch horrible bitch.

don't you mean that statistically they are - non-violent?

all the mens were so pretty in the 80's. look at how pretty Duran Duran is. Bring back makeup for dudes! and big, long hair.

not a joke. a plane crashed once because the pilot let his son and daughter "fly"' the plane. everyone on board was killed. glad this asshole was fired.

of course it worked. you were only eating 900 calories a day. you probably did not need to waste your money on the "space food" sold to you by the people that were running this. but, congratulations and good luck.

love mine! no fuss, no muss, no worrying about getting knocked up. can not recommend it enough.

thank you. i find Henry VIII and his whole sordid story absolutely fascinating. Dude completely changed the course of history because he was horny for Anne Boleyn. And am gratified that Elizabeth went on to rule for so long. Take that, Henry! ;)