Come on now, I just rented a Camry last week that had no steering wheel, no seats, no doors, and I had to pull a cord to start the engine.

You complain about the Crown Vic being stuck in the past, but seem like maybe you are stuck there yourself. If you hate Hertz so much, why do you keep renting from them? At Alamo I walk out on the lot and pick whatever car I want. At Sixt (in Florida at least) I can rent a Mercedes C-Class for the same price all the…