My friend and I watched Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island together. I had watched it at about nine or ten and wanted to see how it looked to an adult. For a kids’ movie, it’s pretty scary. It adds a twist on the Scooby-Doo formula by (spoiler) having the monsters be real. And also not the bad guys. It’s on Netflix and has…

😂

“Any way, that Matt, what a card. My girlfriend who is a model—she lives in Canada, you don’t know her—told me to post this on Twitter. She always loves hearing about Matt. She told me that even if my penis wasn’t over a foot long, she’d still date me just to hear my Matt stories.”

That cat video is incredibly staged. 

well, my family is generally decent, though i like having my distance. but i have not had a thanksgiving at “home” in 20 years. 3 of those years were army, 2 were extended backpacking travel, 13 years of living in france, etc. i have barely seen any of my family in 15 years, since i have been in the US only three…

Corn, beans and squash?

Kilt it? OK!

Blink and you’ll miss the nativity scene in the back.

Can’t unsee! 

“Open the metapod bay doors, Hal.”