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“Any way, that Matt, what a card. My girlfriend who is a model—she lives in Canada, you don’t know her—told me to post this on Twitter. She always loves hearing about Matt. She told me that even if my penis wasn’t over a foot long, she’d still date me just to hear my Matt stories.”

That cat video is incredibly staged. 

well, my family is generally decent, though i like having my distance. but i have not had a thanksgiving at “home” in 20 years. 3 of those years were army, 2 were extended backpacking travel, 13 years of living in france, etc. i have barely seen any of my family in 15 years, since i have been in the US only three…

Corn, beans and squash?

Kilt it? OK!

True fact. I can get the info I need from dozens of other sites, and I can put them all in my RSS feed and skim their headlines to see what’s new and interesting. They don’t have all the author snark, calls for cancels, and ridiculous piles of links back to previous (often unrelated) articles. Heck, half the time I…

On the other hand, trafficking in child pornography would lend credibility to him as a child pornography whistleblower.

Considering how much they try to fluff Trump, they really should consider renaming themselves ONAN.

Blink and you’ll miss the nativity scene in the back.

I like number 10, senha....which is password in Portuguese.

Can’t unsee! 

“Open the metapod bay doors, Hal.”