Dear Savage Nobody,

It’s time for Savage Nobody! The advice column that’s anxiously awaiting the election result... Feel free to treat this week’s column as an election open thread.

“A.V. Club said ‘It’s been fixed.’”

The only acceptable Halloween costume after November 1st

PREGNAT*

No it doesn’t.   IT IS DEPRESSING

Sir, this is an Arby’s Cam....

Thorcock

If you’re reading this, you’re white.

haha ohhh the obligatory drug stage. Every. time. the FC5 location change up was good (aside from even more drug stages) but it still feels a little tired overall.

Have some candy!

Ask and you shall receive.

https://clickhole.com/meet-the-brilliant-12-year-old-hacker-who-breached-the-1825122130/

So you’re saying 85% of the population wasn’t born on January 1st?

Well I think age verification checks are proof that everyone on the internet seeking porn is a paragon of honesty.

You spelled awesome wrong 

You’re not wrong that it should probably be spelled out in the box with the review. That said, one might assume that you know what’s up if you’re reading a summary of Episode 5.

Easy. It was the time I hit a dog with my car.