Absolutely. Even in this very strong lineup of Punchable Face types, Long’s Bland Dweeb and Reynolds’ Baffled Dork can’t compete with Teller’s Smug Prick.

The wife and I were talking about this very thing last night. In addition to his physical appearance and lack of charisma he’s getting all these folks to play volleyball?!? There’s no way this guy looks any better to anyone running around out there on the VB court. Neither of us get it at all, but it shows the…

In the mid 80's we used an Apple II voice synthesizer to call Domino’s Pizza and place order with ingredients they didn’t have (anchovies) to be delivered to addresses outside their delivery area. When they would politely tell us they couldn’t fill the order we would berate them for discriminating against a poor…

This series is killing me! I am not surprised that most of the subjects joined this cult. I’m sorry, but they have little self awareness/shame, and most are failed actors and are blatant social climbers / star fuckers. The last episode when they get the front page of NYT - they are so freaking smug and elated -…

This one simple trick DESTROYS the constabulary!

i will yell at the next gizmodo focus group i am a part of about the newsletters.

My go-to is to use a screwdriver to remove the metal strike plate from a door frame and use it like a traditional bottle opener.

Please don’t ruin this for me. I have so little.

Hey now, the bots they purchased so they could appear to be influential are very nice lumps of code.

“We don’t have complete hunks of shit on the road that have gigantic engines in them”

No hood spyder (sp), no dice.

Gizmodo + will be exactly like Gizmodo only you’ll be charged $4.99 a month or $40 a year for access.

At work, all my plans now have to include an “influencer” component. It’s annoying because we’re the government but some dumbshit thinks one of the Kardashians is going to do an Instagram post on flu shots out of the goodness of their hearts.

Edregis beat me to it with the idea, but to hell with it! I’ll put this here anyway.

I only trust sources that promise to show or tell me things that someone else doesn’t want me to know.

I haven’t mastered the ability to take pictures of myself riding a motorcycle yet. 

And even if they did, why burn them? You can watch digital movies directly without burning to DVD.

Yeah, but he was pretty amazing at CrossFit.

Jesus was notorious for only doing cardio, and they didn’t even have protein powder back then, let alone steroids, so that’s a fair assessment.