Have you ever seen the explanation by Jalopnik’s Jason Torchinsky for the cars in Cars? I thought of him as soon as I saw the picture.
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Pigs are pretty well known to kill their offspring, and mom stomping on her baby looked pretty intentional. She was noticeably disturbed at the beginning of the film when the piglets were squealing loudly but just looked on in cold silence as she was standing on her screaming child. It was one of the most disturbingly…
Owwwwwwww my eyes! The goggles do nothing!
Yes, in our “hearts”
That’s my favorite punchline!
Do not shake vigorously.
It also substitutes as a fleshlight.
Now THIS was casting against type.
Hey, do ya...do ya like the Arliss?
When you watch a movie in a Walmart parking lot you get two horror movies in one!
It’s interesting how thinly veiled the anti-Semitic roots for all this nonsense really are.
I love how there’s about a 297,000 year gap between the religious and wingnut proclamations and the scientific predictions. Now that’s planning ahead!
I agree, the fact that his friend is the one being shady makes it perhaps his business to ask Mr. 40's what’s going on, but not directly inform Mr. 20's as Dan says the young guy could be aware of the account due to an open relationship, they’re looking for a threesome, 40's has it up as an ego boost etc. I slightly…
It’s got two dummy lights and bald tires. Retail means dealer, and you’re not buying a car from a dealer with 2 dummy lights and bald tires. Well, maybe in FL.
I’m trying to remember if I ever even heard of this show. Surely, I must have watched a rerun on TBS during those 4 years and seen an ad for it, but I have zero memory of it.
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I thought I was a real dork back in the 90s for being alienated by all the Xtreme marketing that was aimed at kids, now I just realise I was smart and discerning, also handsome.
To further clarify though, those jokes are fucking embarrassing and this show always looked like a tragic example of the “cool girl” trope taken to its most lamest extremes. No shocker then to see you compare it to Sex and the City here.
He should ban safety training, too. It's a waste of time and money. People should just follow their gut, like he does. It will create JOBS!
#3 is “mullet guy with beard”. Hillbillies need emojis too!
Time for a new horrifying cars theory article yet, Torch?