I have a 27” monitor and can’t even imagine what a 49” one is. I would like to see it, though.

I have a 27” monitor and can’t even imagine what a 49” one is. I would like to see it, though.

I never got how people do this, would want to make a biopic of a musician without permission to use their songs. It’s like, dude:

I gotta ask cause I really don”t know, but is “latinx” a two or three syllable word? Like latino is 3, latina is 3, but latinx looks like two. Is it like “la-teen-ex” or “la-tinks” or what? Truthfully, looking at the word really throws me.

Cool story, bro. I’m not here for your amusement.

No market index fund is ever gonna beat my surplus of vodka, coffee and cigarettes.

Of course the Xbox guy would say this. He’s just jealous he can’t hollow out an xbox console and live in it like I do my PS5.

You can say that again.

I don’t know what’s going on anymore when a guy—speaking to another guy through a webcam on a PC or laptop—mentions the guy’s flatscreen tv and apartment and is supposedly “poor-shaming” him. The guy’s got a computer, a tv, and an apartment; that’s not exactly “poor.”

I’ll explain the new artist category to you if you explain the rock & roll hall of fame nominees to me. We’ll make it a drinking game: every time we don’t know what the hell is going on or we’re talking out of our asses, we take a shot. We’ll be drunkenly telling kids to get off our lawn in no time.

I’ve been watching Kingdom over the last week, and Jonathan Tucker could absolutely kill it as the Kid if they would’ve cast him.

I think there’s another black guy there at the end when they’re bringing Larry and Ralph out to kill, though I can’t really remember exactly.

Wow, they actually removed the Kid entirely from the show? Sure, he doesn’t have a reason to exist, but his character is the most entertaining one in the book. Him or the Pokeinator, out there pokerizing fools.

Twitter is so fascinating to me. I always wonder when I see stuff like this, like, why are people following Trump’s kids or Jay Cutler’s wife? I suppose it’s just as arbitrary as following some brand like Wendy’s or Burger King.

I actually like the one: a friend will bail you outta jail. A good friend will be sitting in in jail next to ya sayin, “helluva night.”

I watched Troop Beverly Hills in the theatre, so we’ve all been there.

From the header photo, I thought this was gonna be a If Looks Could Kill review. The movie has a 30yo Richard Grieco, that looks closer to 40, playing a high school student. It’s one of those “so garbage they’re actually entertaining” movies. It even has the line, “hey man, your dick’s on fire.”

Two things: white guy thinks black guy is gonna steal his car. Black guys proves he’s not going to by giving the history of the bmw logo. And inside out socks are more comfortable, I guess.

On Friday I watched this movie The Last Winter on AMC+ (A channel I don’t subscribe to but have been able to watch some of the movies for some reason.) It’s a horror flick with Ron Perlman, Connie Britton and the guy who played Matt Saracen from Friday Night Lights (I don’t know his name, but I was like wow, this is…

I suppose it ain’t on any streaming service, least none I could find, but everyone should watch Bad Santa for the holidays. It’s been my holiday flick for at least the last 5 years.

I started it earlier, got thru the first 2 episodes, and I enjoyed it. I don’t know how it happened, I think they may have came/come on the same channel, but I actually had this show confused with Vampire Diaries. So what I got was much better than what I was expecting.