Naw, the motion you’re seeing there is a bird flying in. The gif’s pretty low quality so it looks kind of weird. It’s just one rat, a giant rat. I seen it run the squirrels off. It’s pretty amuzing to see, to be honest. It runs out and the squirrels kind of have this “huh?” Expression. The rat will just sit there,…

Yall think Zack cussing yet? huh? He got a Ps5 and a series X, and it’s Sunday, and he gotta write. Got a controller in his hand, a new one, a crisp one, one that’s fresh and the buttons are sharp: that new controller feel. Smell it even.

I got sucked down the coping maga rabbit hole earlier today. It was something. Funny as hell. Just, yeah, funny.

Water, my ass. Get this guy some pepto bismol.

Shit! You got me. Conflicted. 

You felt it, didn’t ya? Bet ya googled it and listened to it, right? Huh? Yeah. I did too.

I asked the same thing to myself. I was like, “ya know, who’s this for?”

Huge rat, ain’t it?

Omg this! This! See it? Anyone, everyone? I want it!

Blumhouse made the new “Fantasy Island”. Yeah, that one. That one you forgot existed. That one you looked at and said “wait, what?”

I give up. This is the best. Unbeatable. too good.

Crunchy.

Murphy.

Fucking steamed hams, am i right?

So on the real: dad shit himself tonight. Shit himself and then dropped his drink. So i’m kind of collecting ice cubes and wiping shit. I told em, I say, “ain’t no problem. Shit happens, ya know?’ I’ll wipe that shit up.

Shit, dude. I’ma tell ya. I’ma tell ya like i told anyone.