Come on, man. I ain’t dude, but what do teenagers do now that they have instant camera access?

I don’t know bout there, but the cat here knows what’s up. If I go out and the coon is out there, the cat will straight run up on it and do cat things. Fur out, making it look twice as big, and just making some noise. It’s impressive.

Shit! Constantine is definitely not ok. He’s not the typical bad guy, but he’s definitely no good guy or anti-hero. I’d say he’s the indifferent hero.

I don’t know, dude. It’s weird. It’s kind of a weird scenario.

Not sure what they are now, but in the 90s they were those solid glass ones with 4 indentations for butts. They were nice. At least $10 at the store if I was to buy one.

Anyone else steal the Denny’s ashtrays? They were nice. Glass, solid glass, just nice. Lovely.

Get these, they got little scoops and textured ends: fins I see they call em.

Well, technically, redemption’s on their part. But as an outsider, them getting spit on and having cabbage tossed at them will earn my forgiveness. Hit a woman? She clobbers you with lettuce and phlegm. Boosh! All is even. Seems fair, fair to me. Right? Right. Seems ok.

The bad guys smoke cigarettes. It’s easy. Simple. Cigarettes are scary and bad a so bad guys smoke em.

My opinion? Dunce cap. Dunce cap and the stocks. We lock em up in the middle of town for a few hours and let women throw some garbage on him and spit on em.

So, not public office. Ok. So. . .he should instead be bagging your groceries? Fixing your AC? Tiling your bathroom? Delivering your mail? Collecting your garbage? What? What career path should he have?

Yeah, I can guess. No charges then, right? Court of public opinion? Mmm hmmm.

Are the charges pending? Again, for the third time, I do not know the details of any of this. I don’t know this guy, I ain’t defending him, and I have no stake in this. I’m just curious as to what you think he should do. Crawl in a hole? Become a less-public figure? What?

So a lifetime at the gulag? I mean, do people honestly want career criminals by offering no redemption to people for their actions?

Ya know, I still can’t figure out if dude at the beginning that offered him a dollar for an autograph was scripted or not. Like, you offerin a dollar for an autograph? I imagine that if I said that shit to Fred Ward or Barry Pepper that they’d kick me in the nuts.

If I hadn’t seen your comment, I’d have passed this song by, but you’re right. . .I like this song. It’s almost, just about 90s Smashing Pumpkins good.

Shh, don’t tell em that. It’s the democrats that “tax and spend.” Republicans can cut taxes and spend, and it’ll work, Trump told me so.

Look, again, I ain’t defending dude. I really don’t know the details on all this. But I was teenager, my kid was a teenager, we do bizarre things we don’t really understand at that age.

I don’t wanna be that guy, but we all did weird stiff in middle school. I’m not trying to excuse dude or anything, but come on. Guy ain’t gotta be blacklisted for life because of things he did when he was 14.

I could’ve, but I like that he’s always there, ready to jump out and give you a piece of his mind.