You made me laugh out loud!

I exact revenge by remaining upright and make sure that each breath I exhale through my nose causes the hair on the top of the head in my lap to move. Small victories.

Not unrelated: This article from the NYT that spells out just how horrible life has become for working parents whose childcare scheduling is determined by the scheduling software used by large corporations like McD, Starbucks, Walmart, etc.

Love!

As will her video and your comment. And now mine. We are immortal!