That’s peak-hipster in that photo. I’m just going to have to assume that the lady in the picture is the boss. The other one is spending too much time grooming.

Nothing annoys me about Apple products, because I use PC and Android.

Is the sad little man me or the guy who wrote it? Your little rewrite is a tad confusing.

I thought this was going to be about cocaine.

oh i’m very disappointed in you

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I’m a husband of a couple decades and a dad nearly as long. “Exciting” and “dangerous” are not qualities I really want in my life or in the lives of my family. I’m trying for pleasant and contented. That’s what I’m looking for in sons-in-law, too.

I have this exact remote, and it works a treat. The remote is linked to the hub by RF so it can be anywhere. In my case it’s in the next room with my A/V stack; my tv set hangs on the wall all by itself, connected through the wall to the gear in the other room. You can also program the remote to send IR commands, as I…

I have this exact remote, and it works a treat. The remote is linked to the hub by RF so it can be anywhere. In my…

I choose to go on believing that they may have a missile that’s theoretically capable of traveling that far, but they can’t aim it with any precision and there’s a 75% chance it fails somewhere en route. There’s nothing to worry about. Ignorance is bliss. Go on with your daily routine.*

*Unless you work in…

Or, you know, raise your children with a sense of respect for parental authority and even some self-respect in the house they live in. Make them understand that not every moment of their life gets to be a “win” for them.

Twice as much, but it’s fresh off the vine there.

Twice as much, but it’s fresh off the vine there.

As a llama, I would like to state that we, the llama community, do not have any association with Mr. Llamas and condemn any spitting in victims’ faces. For the record, we’re also not cool with all the Nazis that have been running around lately either.

Tom Llamas repeatedly beats young children at board games; says it builds character.

Having the sick impulse to call the cops, from the site of one of the worst flood disasters in American history, to report victims of that flood for looting a supermarket; but also: a crime

To be fair, Llamas is Spanish for “You call.”

Typical of a Llama to spit in the face of victims.

He only has one post; he just keeps changing the title…

I look forward to a 99% black viking movie. (Not a joke)

Putting a kid in a coffin is creepy anyway, it will make him a casket case.

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