I would say any life is priceless, yet life insurance pays according to the monthly premiums.

But...isn’t that the definition of priceless?

Holy shit!

Is it really priceless when it’s insured for a specific value?

Ah... This must be it... The comma, before the storm.

Can we maybe stop talking about his tweets? There are things that the Republicans are doing everyday that threaten the American way of life. The president’s asinine tweets are the perfect cover as they are both sensational and largely inconsequential. Let’s give it a rest. Please? Our way of life, based on some of our…

If everyone did squats, your legs would look smaller.

Which would be a wonderful way for people to be reflective but most of my co-workers would be reflexive and accuse me of being a sensitive liberal snowflake.

Every time you write an article like this and cry “plagiarism” ... even in jest ... where there is none, you strengthen the opposition. It allows them to go, “See ... fake news” and encourage people to ignore anything said about the President, even when it’s true.

I need stitches just looking at that picture.

I know. Do you ever listen to him speak and think, “Well I must be dead and/or in the Twilight Zone because there is no way in hell this can be real.”

So now I’m being punished for having an active sex life and super-sperm? (I have 6 kids, so the child tax credits significantly reduce the taxes I pay.)

Unless it comes with cute little plastic cars and stick people, I ain’t play’n

Rating the best stores based on percent marked off seems flawed. If Macy’s had a TV normally for $1,000 and on Black Friday is selling it for $500, that’s 50% off. However if JCPenny had the same TV normally for $800 and on Black Friday is selling it for $450. Well Macy’s looks like it has the better deals because of…

If these neighbors were smart, they’d take these pics and put them on io9.