i’m gonna go out on a limb here and say this recap was 10,000x better than the actual show.

This is a tough call as I think Justin Timberlake should be muted all the time. Can’t stop that feeling!

The hungry look in Ivanka’s eyes sent shivers down my spine. This whole cabal is so evil and can’t wait to unleash unspeakable horrors upon the world.

My issue isn’t with giving her that platform. What happened to her husband is a tragedy, and she should get more attention. My issue is with Van Jones describing Trump’s comments as a historic moment, or what makes Trump presidential.

I said this on another thread, but I’ll repeat it here:

HOW AMAZING WOULD IT BE IF THEY ROASTED HILLARY AND GENERALLY ACTED AS THOUGH SHE WERE THE SITTING PRESIDENT, a la HILLARYBEATTRUMP.ORG

It’s an eye condition, but I think you knew that already. Still couldn’t help yourself.

I cannot believe that I am defending Bono here, but could there be an element of trying to reinforced past positive behaviour rather than challenging or attacking?

Any leader who calls a free and independent press “the enemy of the people” is an existential threat to democracy.

I wouldn’t wear anything marked “Trump” if they fucking paid me...

Now we just need CNN and the other networks to start saying on the air, “We do not have a representative from the Trump administration here today due to credibility issues.” As they continue to refuse to give them air time to spew their propaganda.

There’s gold waiting for someone who can autotune these tweets on the regular...

Wooden nutcracker

Watch this. Pure prophecy.

You can take bigly from my tiny orange hands.

Exactly. IF you want to know what a conservative is guilty of, you simply have to look at what they accuse others of. It’s because they simply cannot fathom that other people may be different than themselves, they assume that everyone is as horrible as they are.

Classic projection again!!

Doug McMillon, the chief executive of Wal-Mart

I can actually hear myself rapidly losing brain cells after reading this.