No, but it’s 2017. So 1939 was 78 years ago.

I think we can safely assume at this point that Hillary won by 8 million votes.

That is all

“Chris Brown further proves point.”

Aziz’s bit about G.W. Bush in his opening monologue cracked me up. “What the hell has happened? I’m sitting here wistfully watching old George W. Bush speeches? Just sitting there- ‘What a leader he was!’ 16 years ago I was certain this dude was a dildo, now I’m sitting there like ‘He guided us with his eloquence!’”

You know who was my favorite speaker at the Women’s March? A man, one who used to annoy the hell out of me. Michael Moore. He kept it simple: he provided the number we call to voice concerns to our representatives. Then he told us: call every day. Put it in your schedule along with brushing your teeth and showing up…

How fucking megafucked is it that cities in other countries on other continents are having Civil Rights parades with huge turnouts protesting our new President on his first full day in office?

He’s gaslighting the press.

You KNOW this is going to get to him.

I assume that as with most things he does it’s about the humiliation.

Wait for the photos/news coverage on a channel not covering it. NOTHING will sting Trump more than low ratings- it’s all he cares about. And then we can all tweet him about how much higher Obama’s ratings were- ala Trump himself to Schwarzenegger.

Donald calls it a “kazoo?”

And even more bad news: the Bruce Springsteen cover band dropped out.

Make no mistake; he is undeniably demented, but the pathology is less complicated. He’s a classic narcissist, which in of itself is problematic. But add ignorant to the mix, and you have a much more dangerous combination. He’s a fucking moron and if you have been living in his playground for the last 40 years, you,…

After cursory wiki’ing...

I want someone to throw a party across the street from Chris Christie’s and invite Bruce Springsteen to play. I bet he would go just out of spite.

Can someone put together a side-by-side program for this inauguration vs. Obama’s? I have a feeling the contrast will be stark.  

Seriously at this point how the fuck is this real life. It’s too much to absorb. Like my new reality has shifted too quickly and I can’t fucking handle it. If I had the money I seriously would just go and herd cows at this point. The world has gone fucking mad.

Well he failed at putting together such a team to make his own website, so...

This is bad. I wish Google would push TLS everywhere a little sooner. You can get free https certs now. There is no reason for http anymore.