...short-rib burger blend molded into a sad little meat thing, sitting in the center of a massive, rapidly staling brioche bun, hiding its shame under a slice of melted orange cheese...

Great. Now I have to get Shake Shack for lunch.

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

Cosby could walk in any America that has ever been thus far. Sexual assault has never been given the dastain and serious it deserves in our legal systems. Starting with the law enforcement and ending with the jurors that feel “there by for the grace of god go I” about it. Boys will be boys and girls shouldn’t drink so…

I’m sure this makes up for 40 years of sexual assault

Don’t rape me, bro.

I’m not your friend, buddy.

Compared to him, John Snow knows everything.

“I’m still open-minded,” he told Chris Wallace. “Nobody really knows. Look, I’m somebody who gets it, and nobody really knows. It’s not something that’s so hard and fast.”

As a NJ resident, I just want this jackass gone by any means necessary.

I don’t think Christie is particularly smart, but I don’t think he’s dumb enough to look at his plummeting approval ratings and the Bridgegate convictions and think that beggars can afford to be choosers. Trump’s freakshow was really the last chance for him to remain politically relevant... dude’s pretty much done…

Fluffer.

Offered several executive appointments, Christie turned down all of them, and in the meantime was passed over for the one he really wanted: attorney general.

I believe it 100%. I believe that Christie made it clear he wanted to be attorney general. And I believe Trump offered him every job but that just to humiliate him.

I suspect I know exactly what he’s doing: Trolling 300 million people.

*Would be a better President than Trump.

How is this our actual reality?!

I’m pretty sure she is dead.

true - more than half the country saw right through him.