Gonna be hard seeing that welcome mat what with all that snow from nuclear winter.

It’s crazy because without the job he’d NEVER recieve even the basic of security clearances. He has all the red flags of someone who would be easily bribed or blackmailed into giving away classified information.

I feel actively bad for people who aren’t priveleged enough for Daddy to get them into Harvard Law. I feel bad for people living on the streets, or working three jobs. I feel bad for people who are being foreclosed on. I feel bad for lots and lots of people. Tiffany Trump is NOT one of them. Cry me a god damned river.

And honestly, as Dan Savage pointed out, any credit for these tots having an ounce of rationality should go to the domestic work that raised them.

Ivanka is going to go so far that even Donatella Versace is going to go, “slow down girl, leave some of that original face.”

I just feel actively bad all the time

And to think Rod Blagojevich is currently doing 14 years in the federal Pen just for calling a senate seat “Fucking Golden.”

Our government is officially becoming entertainment TV.

Good thing we didn’t elect the candidate who engages in “pay-for-play”.

This was just straight up purchased.

Dear Gröpenführer

How about Mark Burnett stages the inauguration as a mashup of his programs? Trump is dropped into an actual shark tank that’s on a desert island and he screams until his voice is gone and we see if he’s a survivor.

Is it bad that I hope there is a earth shattering riot during his inauguration which will bring D.C. to its knees? I just want everything to be a disaster for Our Orange Overlord from minute one.

Daily reminder. If you voted for or support Trump, you are a racist, hillbilly scumbag.

What I’m getting from this is, “We’ll allow a couple of you to go to the press and say you disagree with some things, just so it looks like we have actual discourse.”

Good Gravy. Where?!?!

The thing is, if you’re not going to vote for Trump, vote for Hillary. Like, I get you don’t support her either, but at this point, if you say you’re against him, then you’re for her so stop being such a little fucking bitch and vote for Hillary. If you feel so strongly that you’re willing to go against the electoral…

Maybe Elizabeth’s gambling debts are out of control again?

I guess that viagra finally worked since Dole is attempting to fuck the US again.

Thank god we dodged that HRC Corruption bullet guys