Sweet, my complete disdain for the guy has now been vindicated.

I remember being terrified when Obama stepped out of his bulletproof car to walk alongside on Inauguration Day.

“Her: godly, gorgeous, athletic, educated, careered, humorous, travelled, bilingual, 26-year-old virgin. You: unworthy, though becoming less so daily.”

I just feel bad for all of the people who didn't vote for him and are stuck with him anyway.

The best funding for an abortion free society would be great sex-ed and free birth control.

Oh, I can almost guarantee that these 30 students will be voting.

Follow up question that nobody ever asks: Why do you think your message is so well recieved among white supremacists?

Cela est une quantité suffisante d’ Internet pour aujourd’hui. Je vais prendre un verre de vin rouge.

I did see somewhere the line ‘Minogue has owned the domain Kylie.com since 1996. A year before Jenner was born.’ Which is such a beautiful slapdown.

“Jenner is a ‘secondary reality television personality’ who has received criticism from disability rights groups and African-American communities.”

Rubio reminds me of Lady Elaine Fairchilde from Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood.

Goddamn, Ted Cruz is a fucking troll.

I have never been less sexually attracted to a group of males in my life, and I’ve been to a ghost hunters expo.

Lady Gaga’s medley felt like an Elvis impersonator show, down to her doing Bowie drag. It also felt like she did not get Bowie beyond the superficial level. The Brit piece, including Lorde, was far more respectful and got him, and I choked up a bit.

L. Gaga’s great in her own way - yet everything in her orbit seems 100% about L. Gaga.

Whereas Lorde oft seems all gentle & powerfully empathetic/awesome.

Perhaps it was not so much about Lorde as that this one actually was about David Bowie; with a montage of David Bowie; and David Bowie’s vocals.

Read the book too. Everyone should read Colm Tóibín.

I... just don’t think Leo’s a very good actor. He’s definitely done some decent work, particularly in his early days in supporting roles. But every time I watch him in one of his more recent Oscar-bate films, he just always seems to have the presence and range of the best actor in a high school theatre troupe.

I hated Birdman so much!! Everyone kept raving about it and me and my best friend watched it and were just like....this? This is what people think is so amazing? I don't know if I'm just not artsy fartsy enough to get it but I thought it was so awful ugh

Best Actor: Hickey grumbles, “Ugh, Leo.” At this point I’m not sure whether we’ll laugh harder over a DiCaprio win or—far less likely—a loss.