Answer to the question: however the fuck she wants. The question is insulting (not that I’m pointing fingers at Stassa, just, you know, at the entire culture of this debate).

Why can’t men accept impotence as what it so very clearly is? God’s will for them.

So Kristen Stewart is....Taken?

Right. Grandma prayed, grandpa left a loaded gun lying around - I voted for a pro-gun-control Congressman. I’ve never met this family, I don’t even live in the same state, but I did 100x more to try to save their child than they did.

This is going to sound cold, but I’m going to say it anyway: praying was never going to do anything meaningful for that child with that kind of injury. You know what would have saved this child? Having that firearm properly locked away when it wasn’t being used. We hear so often that a responsible gunowner could have…

A former girlfriend told the Wisconsin State Journal that O’Kroley had tried to commit suicide in 2014, and that he has been seriously mentally ill for the past decade.

I’m still very interested in the story of how Trump’s doctor managed to examine all the other presidents.

Unrelated:

I hate saying this, but I do not feel for her parents. The only ethical decision is that which most closely matches the explicit desires of the patient. Parents and children who selfishly deny their children or parents the medical decisions they have stated they want are in the wrong. Only if the parents had a case…

Michael Schiavo was treated horribly and got the worst raw deal when the fucking congress intervened to collude with Terry’s parents’ denial and he was straight up demonized in the right wing press. It was monstrous how this whole thing was treated like a political football. I had to stop watching. There was something…

I’m all for boycotting award shows, especially by someone as high profile as Lee, but why did he capitalize all those words?

So I - a person who doesn’t worry about intruders barging into her home and doesn’t keep herself armed at all times so that she can take down the bad guys - am the fearful one? WHO KNEW?

No, it’s not crazy, but Bristol deserves all the condemnation she gets—not for being an unwed mother twice over, whose children have different fathers, but for being a fucking hypocrite.

TL;DR Bristol Palin is incapable of passing up a raw dog, and her parents will do anything to make sure she’s seen as a innocent, persecuted Christian who Satan repeatedly makes dicks appear in her vagina.

Conspiracy theories about the Palin family’s spawn is the only interesting thing about them.

What really happened is that the carjacker was actually the valet guy, the gas station was a restaurant and the only reason Ben Carson ran after him was because he left his wallet in the car.

Damn, you know your campaign’s already completely down the shitter when even a political horse-race junkie like myself has truly forgotten that you’re still running. :/

They look older than the entire rest of the cast combined.

The difference is when someone screws up with a car, we are willing to make changes to how we build cars, our roads and signage, and the law. It doesn’t always happen immediately, but that’s why we now have airbags, computer-assisted parallel parking, laws requiring the use of seatbelts and child seats, and those big,…

“...psychological break between ‘carrying around a gun and occasionally firing it at people’ and ‘I am killing someone.’”