I...fully support a kid not getting an iPhone till after they’re 15

“I would love to have a family,” the 18-year-old told Elle. “And build a home with a farm in Malibu Canyon and just have my kids and throw away my phone, and just really, like, live my life and not do this anymore.”

Between this Mark Salling news and the ever present inconceivable support on twitter today for Bill Cosby, here is a picture of my puppy to cheer everyone up.

0% appealing.

To all those motherfuckers who said “all these women are liars, he couldn’t possibly have done this,” to all the pieces of shit who used the UVa article as an example of someone who was “falsely accused,” to all his supporters, fuck you. The dude openly admitted to what he’s done, and will now (hopefully if there is…

Yes, an illustrated edition would be wonderful.
(Even as a DIY “print it out one’s self” on cardstock edition)

None of them should be on TV anymore.

Tim Gunn is my co-pilot.

Sikh and Islam are completely different religions which aren’t remotely related to each other. It’s like racists aren’t even trying to educate themselves anymore.

His sister started selling “Free the Claw” T-shirts.

Wow I can’t believe that didn’t work

You forgot Obama. Never forget Obama from the conservative irrational hate checklist. Rookie mistake, -1 point.

Seems like this tour’s been going on since 1989.

I was with you until the last bit. That is such a horrible, massive generalization that has no bit of merit to it.

Kitchenette will be missed.

Well, no. What Jezebel should have done was keep all the excellent writers it had, instead of Denton retooling it as “the primary voice for celebrity and pop culture coverage in the network.”

When I was little, a friend of my parents came to stay with us at our apartment. He’s very well-known in the art world, so his presence didn’t go unnoticed. He’s also HIV positive, which is less well-known. In any event, someone in the building was aware of his health status and apparently went all pearl-clutching…

I hate that I'm typing this, but GWB was better looking than Ted Cruz.

I hope you're right because I sure as HELL don't want to look at his hideous, dough boy face for four years.