Aaaand now I'm hungry.

Yeah but my house has one major advantage over Kylie Jenner's: no Kardashians or Jenners live in my house.

Just because you don't get paid a fair wage where you work doesn't mean other people don't deserve a fair wage.
You should be wanting the place you work to pay you more, not McDonalds to pay their employees less.

These customers remind me of the dumbest person I ever had walk through the doors of the Borders I managed after college.

I don't even like cats. Can I still sign?

If you honestly believe that deep dish pizza is just as good as thin crust, either you have never had good thin crust pizza, or you have the palette of a six year old.

LIES. MAYO IS PROOF GOD LOVES US.

I'm intrigued by this concept of not eating all the cheese in one-sitting and having extra to store away for later... And, also, in hindsight ashamed as I look back to my cheese-monster eating ways.

"It was a well-kept secret that Bill fucked everything that moved."

Dear Jennifer Lee...........

Too bad for Harry. Just missed the opportunity to get himself into a relationship with English royalty.

This oughta be good.

You don't understand the rules of white friendship, I guess.

This is probably just a gag. Sometimes these things get tied up. I'm sure the studio will whip it into shape.

Well, she has dated/married or just fucked a cavalcade of assholes. Shout outs to Sean "Piece of Human Garbage" Penn, Guy Richie, A-Rod (?), and Dennis Rodman.

I've been reading about pediatric practices that don't accept unvaccinated patients - what are your thoughts on that?

even if Bruce gender transitions, he'll still have had less work done than Kris.