"Well, we thought the Adirondacks would be too cold for Jerry's rheumatism so we spent a week in the Abortons and had a LOVELY time. Such beautiful trees!"

And the prodigal son. That's always good for a wayward sinner who has found his way back to the path of loudly judging others with supremely Christian hypocrisy.

OOTG.

For his own safety, of course.

OOTG!

I largely concur.

Get thee out of the grays!

It does sound pretty kinky.

Oh I'm lifting this out of the grays because I LOLed so fucking hard I snorted out a booger.

Done and done!

Hardcore!

Welcome, New Members! Do you take your male tears with tea or vodka?

And this is why possible fetuses need guns, y'all.

Pam, Eric, Lafayette, and James

I'm interested in this commune. Do you have a brochure?

The person who #notallmenned you is definitely NOT going to catch the Sarcasm Bus on the way to Pointsville.

I can't wait for the DVD extras already. Missing scenes, blooper reels, behind-the-scenes... *swoons, conks head*

I nominate Rick Perry as co-worst governer. The wreckage of the Ricks.

Exactly.

My monogamous relationships are more open than this. Jeez. Glad he DTMFed.