It does sound pretty kinky.

Oh I'm lifting this out of the grays because I LOLed so fucking hard I snorted out a booger.

Done and done!

Hardcore!

Welcome, New Members! Do you take your male tears with tea or vodka?

And this is why possible fetuses need guns, y'all.

Pam, Eric, Lafayette, and James

I'm interested in this commune. Do you have a brochure?

The person who #notallmenned you is definitely NOT going to catch the Sarcasm Bus on the way to Pointsville.

I can't wait for the DVD extras already. Missing scenes, blooper reels, behind-the-scenes... *swoons, conks head*

I nominate Rick Perry as co-worst governer. The wreckage of the Ricks.

Exactly.

My monogamous relationships are more open than this. Jeez. Glad he DTMFed.

You are seriously the best.

Holy victim-blaming in the comments, Batman!

I don't remember why I originally disliked her

It would have been a lot better with a better actress. I'm not a huge fan of the movie but wanted to make a point. She looked so awkward and anachronistic in period clothes.

The Thor actor was pretty shiny, and the costumes were gorgeous. But she was the worst Snow White iteration ever, and that includes Mary Margaret Blanchard.

Nah, most of us are just disappointed by her ability to singlehandedly ruin potentially exciting, shiny movies like Snow White and the Huntsman.

Lena really needs to talk to her girl.