Right! And I lived on a compound in a Middle Eastern country as a kid, so there was a little commissary I could walk to anytime. So I hid so many sweets in my room as a child/preteen/teen...

It's clearly a fabulous watch.

Lucky Charms were my go-to cereal in college (partly because of a childhood of healthy cereals - I rebelled when I gained my freedom). But I could always gauge how broke I was by whether or not I ate the puffed rice part of the cereal or threw it away. At any rate, it was the last to get eaten.

Adele Dazeem for Belle, obviously.

Never heard of her but she looks pretty Bellish.

..I'll be in my bunk.

I generally prefer "crotch droppings." It has better cadence.

I have tried several times now to not post how much I want to punch the chiclets out of that chucklenut's trap.

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Twenty years later, to me, your words are still the wisest and wittiest of them all. May I share your comment to Groupthink? It's so eloquent. Really speaks to the truth of Faux News.

Very tidily oblique reference. :)

Does it matter if he wrote the apology or someone else did? He's willing to sign his name and reputation to it. I can't stand the guy as an actor, but this is an Oscar-worthy apology.

Your friend needs to submit that to the Game of Thrones Memes page on Facebook.

Yeah, but you said "no goddamn reason why they showed that scene instead of an NC 17 extended sex scene with Oberyn and Ellaria and other choice lovelies," which is not the same thing as saying "no goddamn reason period."

Im not sure! I've occasionally pondered it but I don't really keep track of new actresses, and I think it would have to be an unknown. Ditto Joscelin.

Nooo! I need her to be Melisande Shahrizai when the Kushiel books go to HBO (in my dreams).

Ive always been a bit of a bread snob but I draw the line at "artisanal." Good bread and toppings should not need that label. If if does, you're being fleeced.

It was successfully defended by the brave warriors of the early Seatbacks movement.

It's a binary world, remember?

If Jezebel doesn't do an open thread for this, I guarantee Groupthink/another subblog will. And we'll contrive some rules to make it a good drinking game as well.