So you woke up today thinking, "Why don't I go and be an ass today?" Was that literally your first thought upon waking up today? Seriously?

I don't think He would mind. Just make sure you don't eat the Forbidden Fruit of the Tree of Knowledge (if you find it).

If you're a Naruto fan, you might want to check this out. According to our review, the movie "answers the most important question left by the ending of the manga."

Of course enemies would be divided into Grunt and Elite categories. When I say "all the same", I'm questioning the Nemesis System's involvement in actual gameplay. Of course the Captains are harder to beat. That's true for a lot of video games. And it's not difficult to randomize character attributes like immunities…

I understand that the so-called "Nemesis System" adds a bit of nuance to the game, but it doesn't really do much for me in terms of gameplay. All it does is shuffle orcs around to be killed. That's it. They're all the same ugly orcs to me. I just kill 'em, and the game just shuffles 'em. The Nemesis System isn't all…

What a pig.

Here's a weird thing: I haven't finished the game. I got to the penultimate boss, got my ass kicked, read how much grinding I'd need to do to beat it and just gave up. The game had already forced me to play through the same damn story 117 times in a row, and I'd had enough. BUT...even then, there's just so much to…

Agreed. Another comment mentioned Hideo Kojima, and I want to kinda elaborate:

Yes, telling people NOT to buy your unfinished game is a great marketing ploy. Yes, giving off the impression that you're an honest soul is a brilliant marketing ploy! Ha! Denying himself Christmas sales so he can FOOL the general populace into thinking he's a swell guy! This will attract more sales later on! Imagine…

lol

This reminds me of special ed, where you say one thing and some special needs kid responds to something else entirely.

I've been waiting for them to release a Naruto game after all was said and done with the manga. Now we can get a game that is completely up-to-date, with a complete roster and storyline. I just hope that the gameplay is good. Can't wait to bust heads with Madara.

Arno?

Get your head out of your ass and get help.

As long as it takes.

The Last: Naruto the Movie was released in Japanese theaters on December 6, 2014. The film will be coming Philippines in January 2015 and to Australian theaters as well in 2015.

If Square Enix doesn't want to do a console HD remake, then they can consider remaking it in the style of Bravely Default. I very much liked BD's battle system and accessibility, and BD's art style would be a smooth transition from FFVII's old graphics. Not only would this kind of remake be cheaper to do, but it will…

Ah. You're quite busy!

What is it about RDR that you don't like? Or perhaps you'd like to do an article on it instead? Because RDR is usually very widely praised. I personally find RDR better than GTA V in certain respects. I think some elaboration on your overall impressions of the game would make good food for thought.

Red Dead Redemption has the most realistic thunder I've ever heard. It's not just the usual booming you hear elsewhere, but the crackling as well. The crackle and crunch of real thunder is so spot-on in this game. I absolutely love it every time it rains in RDR. The whole world just transforms. Here's a lovely video I…