I wanted to find more pics of this so I googled San Diego bear.

One must consider the constraints of space-time on a multidimensional LeBron against one of the NBA's most formidable defensive players, from any generation. I mean, of course, the Wormhole.

"Here's your problem. See this support column? Looks like it was designed by a guy who learned calculus at a school which spent its money on a football stadium instead of a decent teacher."

I don't know much about his coaching skills. Though passing on the Knicks' job is a good starting-point indicator of competence.

I hate to think what egos the 151 golfers ranked ahead of him must have.

"Guy Fieri makes a great host."

He closed-fist pushed a guy in the neck. The fuck are you whining about?

It'll never happen, of course, but I think the Clips' PA guy should introduce Sterling before tipoff, and then just let the crowd rain shit on him for as long as it takes to get him to leave the arena.

At first, I was surprised by how incredibly level-headed she was through all of this. Then I realized how often she's had to touch his naked body and figured she's probably mastered the art of burying her emotions.

I don't mean to make a bigger deal out of this than it is, but that seems like a pretty bad place to be twirling your bat like that. The dugout is crowded.

+1 Crazy Straw That Stirs The Drink

Meanwhile, a fan at the World Uphill Championships is just fucking gassed, man.

He owns a franchise of a business. It's not an independent business.

I feel like every black/Latino player on the Clippers should just flat-out refuse to play until something is done.

Just looks like a bunch of police taking advantage of a situation to use their training. I haven't seen one video yet where their aggressive posture was necessary.

Iverson, for me, is a lot like Mike Tyson. He's one of those guys that I was ambivalent towards throughout most of his career for more reasons of my own than his. I was pretty locked in to the whole black and white version of the world, someone is either a saint or a devil. As I grew up and realized all the stupid and…

I assume the people responsible redshirted the car because they don't expect it to start.

BROWNS COACH: So, you guys are pretty serious?

Police: Mr. Muhammed, why did you have sex with a 14 year old girl?

That’s a bit of a role reversal. Usually it's a dick running his Ford into a fire hydrant. Either way you’re probably looking at a bumper with a little crack in it.