Demis Valdes swung and killed the pitcher, then immediately boarded a plane to Phoenix where he dove into the Diamondbacks' pool.

Even though he didn't win the money, the NCAA has stripped the Freshman of his amateur status, and he will be forced to spend the rest of his collegiate career year only having sex with prostitutes.

I think the outdoor training was based on an expectation of the Sochi venue's roof collapsing.

If these Olympics were boycotted, 2010 in Vancouver (treatment of Canadian aboriginals) and 2002 in Salt Lake (Guantanamo) should have also been boycotted.

What the fuck?!? He didn't curse. What did he say that was so wrong. Was he not preaching tolerance for all people? I could see Russia editing this but US? Fuck you, NBC!

The IOC computers went on the fritz and they had to call for tech support.

Saw this on a friend's Facebook feed:

The NFC championship game was the best two teams in the NFL.

What percentage of these tweeters swore off Coca Cola at halftime? 95?

Here's a similar month-by-month chart featuring depression levels of Houston Texans fans.

I also don't recall seeing forced interviews with Bill Belichick between quarters.

Stop laughing at this, assholes. I actually lost a very dear friend recently to a similar incident at a Food Lion.

In order of how interested I would be in watching:

1. Bears
2. Cardinals
3. Jaguars (likely to draft a new QB)
4. Rams
5. Giants
6. Bills
7. Raiders
8. Steelers

That's okay. If the Seahawks don't win, he can just send the tattoo to a child in Africa.

Hmm I still list MS Office along with the most current version I am familiar with. I even go as far as naming the programs I am proficient in. You'd be surprised how many people aren't competent in what we think/know is basic software.

Eli, on the other hand, would never mess with that "light" shit. He goes right for the crafts.

Among really fucked-up bridges, this one ranks right behind Todd.

kids would get arrested these days.

"What's there to regret? Not much."

Enough time has passed. He should just go by Jeff Stone knee Gillooly.