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    It's made for all bits.

    What a fucking failure of a hate song. Should get Rupaul to weigh in, he has some hate for Deelite.

    Invest in apple cider vinegar and ginger ale.

    I wasn't offended by the (dumb) choice of name until reading this weak ass fucking apology.

    God damn it Prince. Help some motherfuckers out so we can actually attend the funkfest.

    Ansari is such a great performer but I'd always been disappointed by his stand-up material. I actually laughed at this special and didn't feel like he was just getting by on cadence and personality.

    Good ones. My favorite is still the George W Bush inauguration piece that turned out not to be satire at all.

    Such a delicious vertical integration poses a great risk of getting HOLY WTF high for amateurs that forget to also get a regular flavor for snacking.

    It can effect flavor but would be minimal with the combo of flavors and sugar in B&J ice cream, especially the chocolate flavors.

    *rimshot*

    Actually some truth to your joke. The speech at the end wasn't well received by Hoover and some others who thought it showed Chaplin was a commie Jew—which he was neither.

    "that does not sound like a deranged man, it sounds like a guy with the munchies" — an imprecise quote about how the killer is not crazy at all.

    White people are bland.

    She's trans, you insensitive fuck

    A what the fuck did you just say? What would that even be, a group of Berliner house heads screaming Pepsi slogans? Wait, are the Spice Girls the pop inversion of ATR?

    Wow I had no idea the lawsuit allegations (is Travolta convicted? Didn't follow the story) were that crazy!

    The original wasn't queer?

    X-Myn? XX-Men?

    Well, I guess I'll go back to the drawing boards and work towards "fat pink mast" levels of terrible.

    I think I could ghost-write his nipple descriptions in a way that captures reality and a grotesqueness that will ruin any possible sexual appetite.