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Well, the fact that it’s not in English isn’t necessarily a reason not to have heard of it. It was 2021's highest grossing film for most of the year, it got plenty of coverage in Western media if you follow movie news. As far as I can tell it still hasn’t been released in America though, that’s more of a reason.

You’re not wrong about the number of planets, but it still falls apart if you carry it on to the sequel trilogy. It’s mathematically possible, but for storytelling reasons impossible. Like how James Cameron says the size of the door in Titanic is immaterial, Jack always dies. If they survived that long, why wouldn’t

The nice thing about the recent boom in films about fraught relationships between Asian moms and their daughters is that it’s kind of fine that not all of them hit the mark. Turning Red, this, Everything Everywhere All the Time, Hi Mom, at least one other one, because I remember watching Turning Red and thinking it

Morgan Freeman is only 11 years older than Samuel L. Jackson

It’s not that I think it’s improbable that he survived what happened to him, it’s that it’s improbable that everyone in the galaxy thinks of Jedi as a distant myth when there are survivor Jedi and their students around every corner. We’ve already got Obi-Wan, Yoda, Ahsoka (kind of), Kanan, Ezra . . . at a certain

*Coel! Damn you autocorrect!

This sounds sarcastic but a series with Michaela Cowl's unadulterated voice set in the MCU sounds great. Like a filthier, more incisive Lower Decks.

We didn't see Alec Guinness as the main action hero in a 6-8 hour piece either. SLJ can still pull off a supporting action role, but you can see in the MCU he's not doing the heavy lifting centerpiece action scenes anymore. 

In the prequel novelizations he’s kind of fascinating. All the other Jedis are about pushing away any feelings of anger. Windu gets his power from stoking his anger, but letting it flow through him without attachment like back at his opponents. Kind of overkill just to explain why he has a purple lightsaber but these

Wow, you're genuinely cuckoo for cocoa puffs

That seems super healthy bro, good for you. 

Look, none of us probably should care about what celebrities are up to, but if you’re reading this article you on some level get trashy fun from it. Either make peace with the fact, or stop reading basically a "what's up with the rich people these days" site. 

I wasn’t counting Saludos Amigos because it’s too short to count as a feature.

Does The Three Cabelleros not count? It’s from 1944 and focused on Donald Duck, so I assume with a modern eye parts of it are regrettable. But it was produced as a goodwill overture to get Disney more popular in Latin America and included Latin American stars and characters.

Somebody prays every day to win the lottery. They die and go to heaven without winning, but they complain that God never helped them win the lottery. God replies “I did everything I could, but you never bought a ticket!” I don’t even believe in God, but even in the hypothetical context of God being real, this guy is a

Yeah exactly, it’s super weird it took so long for anyone to mention variants for a movie that literally has Multiverse in the title.

Dr. Strange and Cumberbatch may not be as bankable as three Spideys, but Multiverse of Madness is positioned almost as an Avengers movie pulling together and paying off a lot of elements seeded in other properties. It’s hard to tell how many people actually watched Wandavision, Loki, What If?, but we know a ton of

Weird how mutually assured destruction stops the US from doing anything definitive, but doesn’t stop Russia from rolling up countries. It’s a little like how Democrats almost never challenge norms of liberal little-d democracy, but Republicans are willing to discard them when convenient (specifically thinking of the

I went back and found some of the interview transcript, and she did mention their relationship but didn’t discuss it in detail “because her kids were there” although she recommended reading her book. I hope the decision not to bring up that he was abusive was her choice.

Yikes, thank you for bringing this up. As I said, I saw this for the first time literally in the same theater as Marlee Matlin (possibly introduced by her with an interview? It’s been seven years) and I still wasn’t aware of their real-life relationship at all, let alone that it was abusive. So I definitely should