It’s the recommendation of essentially every health authority. Rachel is just telling you to grow the fuck up.

People are being separated from their partners during childbirth, for God’s sake. I can handle not going to a effin’ movie at a friend’s house.

I’m really curious if Louise/Amy Adams would have felt differently if she knew her child would instead grow up to be Neil deGrasse Tyson.

Creed v. McGregor

Barney was right. Definitely Palmerston (of the two): he helped keep us out of the US Civil War by not granting recognition to those 2 Confederate diplomats.

It’s “centered around four ordinary people who feel there’s something missing in their lives, but they can’t quite put their finger on what it is.” Then these people “stumble onto a puzzle hiding just behind the veil of everyday life.

At one time, I was thinking Tina Fey.

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“...like “falling in love with someone vomiting all over themselves.” You’re just sort of banking that, after all the mess gets hosed off, there’s someone still worthwhile underneath.”

Um maybe you’re forgetting a little cult classic called THE POSTMAN?!?! 

It’s interesting that the whole cultural milieu of the late 90s and early 2000s was monster truck misogyny and teenage obnoxiousness. 

He wasn’t really an obstructive dick though — Hunt was set-up by Jim Phelps (ugh, as a fan of the original this plot twist annoyed the fuck out of me), and there was no reason to think Hunt wasn’t the treasonous person he was thought to be.

Che is such an insecure little baby. Comedians love to play tough guys who tell it like it is but always lose it at the smallest amount of criticism.

Your arguments against trans people are same ones that were used to keep gay people down for years. You just need to do a little word substitution, load into your mind the now-outmoded but once-common stereotype that all lesbians are predators coming for good decent women, and you’re good to go!

This guy has, at least once in his life, unironically posted the “I studied the blade” meme on some dank forum somewhere.

Untitled Goose Game may well be one of the funniest games I’ve ever played. There’s just something so hilarious about being a complete asshole of a goose.

I mean if you read a pre-air review of a show *in its fifth season* expect some spoilers--especially when that season doesn’t have arguably the main character from previous seasons.

Undiscovered Country is great!

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For me, it’s that Ten would return just to be a sexist asshole for Thirteen to lecture.