Of course fucking not.

congrats to Splinter for bringing this to light, showing once again that sunlight is the best way to combat Ricketts

No

The Stand will always be Laura San Giacomo’s best body of work.

M-O-O-N spells Bill Fagerbakke was pretty good too

Now you’ve gotten the full Ashley experience.

They’ll be here soon enough

I’m here so I won’t get neutered.

Roman Moroni must be spinning in his grave...

Here’s how I encapsulate why Martinez should be in the Hall of Fame:

And the fans of both are entitled assholes who play the victim even when they win! What a time to be alive!

As a fan of Rogue and Wraith Squadrons, there’s really only one thing for me to say:

right. because there isn’t a general, culture-permeating prejudice against those ingredients that was based on a racist study with irreproducible results.

Oh, you didn’t know that in addition to being a creep with gossamer-thin skin, Bauer is also fervently “pro-life”?

+1 Falling action

There is a little inconsistency in their accounting because I swear that in the pilot they said Lincoln was the only president to make it to the good place, though he could have been lying since he’s a demon.

This makes me sad because it’s a great place to watch a game. It’s not interesting at all but it’s super comfortable and fun.

Oh my god do you guys have nanites that reproduce this spiel for every single post

WhY dOEs a COMMandER of a SPACEsHiP nOt SPeaK IN NATO phoNEtic AlPhaBET And ShE haS a NecKLace AGHHH AAGGGHHH HELP ME, THIS MOVIE HAS BROKEN ME AS A PERSON, I MUST REGISTER MY OUTRAGE ON THE INTERNET!