You really wrote “Nurse Who”.

That scene where Brittany Murphy’s shoving her toes into her boyfriend’s mouth...it’s enough to make a guy think “I dunno, maybe I’m into foot stuff?” every time he watches it.

Which isn’t, like, regularly or anything.

I’M SCREAMING. A professional PR rep actually said this to y’all?!? The hell? That is so freaking condescending that I would’ve crop-dusted the entire place and left early.

Me as surprised as anyone by Gritty blowing up, but me always happy to see America embracing fellow Monster-American. 

Speaking of randomly criticizing people... why did you separate “professional” and “writers” like that? I think “professional writers” would have been better, or honestly, no quotation marks at all.

Dan Neilan is, in fact, a professional writer. He gets paid to do it.

Go back to grammar Nazi school.

It’s sweet that you think Ernest Cline is aware of stuff outside of the 1980s

I *did* grow up watching him play.

That’s a great point, I hadn’t thought of that.

“Blockchain Smartphone” means it crashes all the time and loses all its value.

Now try giving them a real challenge…

“Hand of Dog” as it’s known in Argentina

And the ball! His groin! It works on so many levels!

Yes, but “Father’s Day” and “The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances” both remain stone-cold classics.

Well we can’t all be as amazing as you!

Alicia Witt as Wendy Crowe kicking his ass on Justified was very satisfying 

It can be both a rational decision and a loss of nerve, I think.

A lot of the stuff in Top Gun was not totally accurate to Naval aviation.

But Amadeus is still totally about classical music with no other thematic meaning, right?

Dice? I got a coin I flip. Heads, I give my honest personal opinion; tails, I give unwarranted superlative praise on performances that just didn’t land.

Well, you clearly don’t.